Out of context quotes thread

......sharks vortex is a 6/6 name

 

This is one of the worst quote I've ever heard but I have to share this, and share it with context because I want you people to still respect me. I heard this screamed through my wall at 1 in the morning.

"DAMN STRAIGHT WHITE PRIVILEGE! YOU KNOW WHY? WE'RE THE BEST FUCKING RACE, THAT'S WHY!"

My apartment complex is full of high quality human beings. Yup.

 

none of the letters are consistent, i just need to distinguish between people within quotes

A: "you're using telekinesis!"
B: "that could have been anyone!"
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gm: "dammit i should have made it so you couldnt find the father's ashes"

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player: "i nod, silently, both in tears from my father being dead and in shock from the cat speaking."

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player: ..and that is how, instead of allowing us to talk to the dead, we accidentally join the dead

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[9/2/16, 8:53:43 PM] Nick: cat's name is officially Empurrrrror
[9/2/16, 8:56:05 PM] M: Five consecutive r's obligatory?
[9/2/16, 8:56:11 PM] Nick: yes

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A: "how dare you be racist against cats?"
B: "you're racist against lizards"
A: "that's totally different"

 

It is totally different -- it's worse

 

"really, i'm a frillier wardrobe away from being a creepy anime girl, let's admit it."

 

"So, uh, bad news, we accidentally a revolution. And who knows if the new government is gonna actually be able to do anything right either!"
"...is there good news?"
"I got a new jacket! Look, isn't it cute?"

 

two and a half Grossly Codependent Clinical Narcissists

 

Popping in to share this sick burn