Out of context quotes thread

"Everyone should have a group that jumps off the island at least once. Offer yourselves to the RNG god in the sky."

 

"kurloz performs the blep of a desperate man"

(it was then pointed out that kurloz does not, in fact, have a tongue to blep with)

 

clearly the blep of a desparate man is one dne with a fake tongue

 

Just holds up his middle finger in front of his mouth like it's a tongue

 

[9/5/16, 8:47:06 AM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: the child neglect tag is for dualscar
[9/5/16, 8:47:08 AM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: thanks dualscar

 

On 9/5/16, at 1:18 PM, JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN wrote:
> *strums guitar* I HAAAAAATE THE WORD BREAAAAAAAST

 

On 9/5/16, at 5:21 PM, JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN wrote:
> boy am i glad cronus can get traumatized so i dont have to

 

Isn't that what fictional characters are for? :::DDD

 

Spoiler: sort of nsfw

The context is that as a joke one christmas, I bought him a lovely bottle opener shaped like a penis, complete with balls. We recently moved and someone else unpacked it. Now he knows where it went.

 

"So they have no arms, but giant legs and tails. They're like kangaroos!"

Me: "Last I checked Kangaroos had arms."

 

*one death metal song about how much sorin sucks later*

 

This is much funnier to me than it should be because I have a friend who sometimes goes by Sorin and he is The Metal Friend.

 

this is GOOD AND IMPORTANT

 

"His butt clenches in rapid motions."