Out of context quotes thread

[9/6/16, 1:21:56 AM] Onna Stik: My horribly traumatized passively-suicidal character has an iron fish with which to slap fae.

 

[12:31:43 AM] M: Don't eat a skillet

 

[9/6/16, 9:55:52 AM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: theyre horrible bratty siblings and i Love thwm
[9/6/16, 9:56:08 AM] BIG SUCC: if u lovr them then why u ruininv ghem
[9/6/16, 9:56:20 AM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: IM RUINING THEM BECAUSE I LOVE THEM

 

(edit: fixed)

 

[9/6/16, 10:48:59 PM] Here Comes Team Rocket!: skype IS a vehicle of misery, so
[9/6/16, 10:48:59 PM] albedo: Also the best vehicle for ghost orgies apparently.

 

[9/6/16, 10:47:15 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: john ships crofang ://///
[9/6/16, 10:47:56 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: and hes not even a survivor of piratism

 

"dunno what they're laughing about that's a perfectly ordinary dad"

"i'd laugh too if i sent a probe to the bottom of the ocean and found dad there"

 

Spoiler

It's this guy, isn't it?

Because of the remarkable resemblance to Octodad?

 

@LadyNighteyes Got it in one!

 

@swirlingflight: Well, they're not wrong.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

[9/7/16, 9:42:04 AM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: just be warned that when you stare into the void of my boner
[9/7/16, 9:42:12 AM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: my boner stares back at you

 

"do you know how to fillet a fish?" "yeah, it's like surgery but backwards"