Out of context quotes thread

[9/9/16, 10:09:05 AM] villainous shota honeypot: but i shouldve judt fucking said no and they wouldnt feel bad abt having almost rped smut w me because they WOULDNT HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE
[9/9/16, 10:11:12 AM] villainous shota honeypot: http://didyouknowblog.com/post/150172488604/nicolas-cage-was-once-awakened-at-2am-by-a-naked
[9/9/16, 10:11:13 AM] villainous shota honeypot: CRONUS
[9/9/16, 10:11:24 AM] villainous shota honeypot: ok back to suffering

 

Spoiler: context

In searching for shoes for my RenFaire outfit, somehow found four different pairs of western-style (knee- or mid-calf, overly-embellished, fringe and/or weaving patterns, etc) boots. I didn't even think we owned that many boots, but here I am...

 

Spoiler: possibly NSFW?

 

"does it mention his eyes? are they piercing"

"it does and they are"

 

[22:12:43] cuttle : mental image of dualscar with dead signless and spilled aj carton in front of him, crying over the aj

 

[6:33:51 PM] snaildaddy: Are bronies a hate group
[6:34:14 PM] (kujo) a ten mile spanking machine: no
[6:34:22 PM] (kujo) a ten mile spanking machine: just juggalos
[6:34:26 PM] (kujo) a ten mile spanking machine: only juggalos
[6:34:30 PM] (kujo) a ten mile spanking machine: theyre the only hate group
[6:34:31 PM] (kujo) a ten mile spanking machine: ever

 

Spoiler: kind of incest

On 9/9/16, at 7:10 PM, john the villainous shota honeypot wrote:
> ‘VWE DONT EVWEN HAVWE TO TOUCH EACH OTHER, JUST MAKE SOME VWEIRDLY INCESTUOUS COMMENTS AND HELL BE SVWOONING.’

Spoiler: context

[9/9/16, 7:08:46 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: ampora twins au
[9/9/16, 7:08:51 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: cronus slides up to eridan
[9/9/16, 7:08:53 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: inhales
[9/9/16, 7:08:59 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: and before he can say a word eridan is like
[9/9/16, 7:09:16 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: ‘no i still wwont do the ouran twwin thing to impress your wweeby crush stop askin’

 

My dad: Well that explains it. I saw a group of bronies.

 

"great now we have to kinkshame spider ham"

 

"#I will build a ladder out of penis and climb myself if need be"

 

I see someone else reads unpretty's blog. :::PPP

 

On a related note:

 

One of my longterm mutuals does! I haven't yet followed it, because goodness I have enough blogs I'm following already.

eta: if they reblog more posts about superman and crows i'm gonna follow that op because gosh darn it these ficlets are fantastic

 

unpretty is amazing. holy shit