Out of context quotes thread

I don't know if she's written more crow stuff recently, but there was Penelope Wayne.

 

Spoiler: the part I started giggling

 

guess what else she wrote about

 

you know, I really don't like the way a lot of people write him, because they tend to a) woobify him to the point of unrecognizability or b) make him exclusively a massive asshole and ignore the moments in canon when he is a total dork and also kinda sympathetic. but this! this is peak IC Eridan. I tip my hat to you, sir.

 

(Wooo I made the out-of-context quote thread!)

 

Spoiler: NSFW MENTION

[3:02:01 PM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: i'm sure my friend is very glad to know me right about now
[3:02:29 PM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: because they're just like "god i cannot believe we're discussing eating steaks some guy has used to jerk off with"

 

"if you hadn't been so greedy you wouldn't be locked in the cellar like a fuckin chump"

 

@Anomal(eee): "The toy tree loves us and wants us to be happy."

 

Spoiler: dark humor. very dark humor

[9/10/16, 7:56:43 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: if you think about it
[9/10/16, 7:56:48 PM] BIG SUCC: no
[9/10/16, 7:56:51 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: shota guro is just a late term abortion kink
[9/10/16, 7:56:56 PM] BIG SUCC: NO

 

Very, very, very late term.

 

i have created my own boyfriend by stuffing my kigu with my feather tic. his name is fatty lumpkin, and i love him.

 

Spoiler: image

 

Friend: "I EVEN BOUGHT HIM A MCFLURRY????"
Me: "HE CAN GO MCFUCK HIMSELF THO??"

 

Spoiler: context

 

Gotta remember to use that