Out of context quotes thread

"I just assume the BWI crab is there to defend the city in case the Denver murder-horse starts getting ideas about cross-country trips. "

 

Spoiler

the context doesn't make it make more sense

i made an anon plurk with the start of the Simple and Clean lyrics so all the people excited about Kingdom Hearts 2.8 could sing along

and anons anoned

 

@Loq: This is probably not the context, but accurate description of Tumblr antis.

 

Spoiler: context

No, RP OOC-channel sass from the DT crew :P

Edit: Actual text, now that I'm back on the computer with logs:

tentacledicks: characters that should have gone: [characters A, B, C, and D]
characters that went: two of those, a bunch of people who dont know fuck
oh and [character E]

loq: or people who know the wrong fuck :P

tentacledicks: i bet [E] is REAL GOOD at this song and dance
points at [character F, who accidentally escalated the equivalent of semifriendly bluffing into actual standoff] and hollars about wrong fucks

 

"oh my god it's a fugue."

also

"worry about your own pants!"

 

I'm not able to complete the assignment at the moment because my computer has decided to stop being a computer and start being a brick.

 

"Since Megatron is now british"

@mizushimo

 

@asynch: "Nothing with hooves wants to be that small."

 

my grandma, just now: how are you doing, you little funky furry?

 

my, grandma, what big teeth your fursuit has

 

Actually you know what I'm giving the context.

Spoiler: cw: context, antivaxxers, Brandon Sanderson jokes

[9:51 PM] Sorin: did I ever tell you
[9:51 PM] Sorin: that the newest conspiracy theory
[9:51 PM] Sorin: is that vaccines have Roundup in them
[9:52 PM] LadyNighteyes: ............
[9:52 PM] Sorin: their claim is
[9:52 PM] Sorin: that chickens are being fed
[9:52 PM] Sorin: GMO Roundup-Ready grain
[9:52 PM] Sorin: and that bioaccumulates in their eggs
[9:52 PM] Sorin: the proteins from which are used in the vaccine manufacturing process
[9:52 PM] LadyNighteyes: Wow. That is. An impressive stretch.
[9:52 PM] Sorin: Yeah.
[9:52 PM] LadyNighteyes: I liked "aluminum" better. I could make Mistborn jokes.
[9:52 PM] Sorin: Oh, the aluminum complaints are still there.
[9:53 PM] LadyNighteyes: VACCINES MAKE YOU IMMUNE TO MIND CONTROL, PASS IT ON. :::PPP
[9:53 PM] Sorin: man that'd be the best
[9:53 PM] Sorin: like
[9:53 PM] Sorin: "Okay so over here we have the Illuminati"
[9:53 PM] Sorin: "they're trying to make people autistic with aluminum in the vaccines."
[9:54 PM] Sorin: "But over here we have the Reptilians, who are trying to control people with the chemtrails"
[9:54 PM] Sorin: "which are canceled out by the aluminum"
[9:54 PM] Sorin: "so really nothing actually happens"
[9:54 PM] LadyNighteyes: The Illuminati own stock in stim toy companies.
[9:54 PM] LadyNighteyes: And fuzzy blanket companies.

 

Spoiler: kind of nsfw

On 9/14/16, at 7:17 PM, john the villainous shota honeypot wrote:
> CAT DICKS ARE COOL LOOKING!!!!!!!

 

"it really is but you can send lasers with your texts so it's worth it probably"

 

"jesus running with naruto arms"