Out of context quotes thread

"That's if you recognise the sovereignty of the cuttle monarchy"

 

"I'm going to press my fist against a piece of cardboard, and mail that cardboard to you, and when it arrives I want you to press it against your face, because that's the closest I can come to punching you right now"

 

"No Kelly, you can't give the children amphetamine cookies." (RPG session, Kelly was playing an amphetamine dealer who, through no fault of our own, became in charge of a 9- and 10-year-old)

 

@LadyNighteyes the first thing I thought of was the Doctor and Jack Harkness ... >_>

 

@Wiwaxia

 

"I love this chassis. I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant"

Spoiler: context

building a server, and we just found out that some parts are moveable so a chord we thought was too short will work just fine

 

"And don't forget Jesus, the true hero of WWI"

 

Spoiler: undertale spoiler?

 

@IvyLB:

 

[9/16/16, 5:49:48 PM] Mek: There's nothing in the rulebook that says a werewolf can't play rugby