Out of context quotes thread

[9/20/16, 6:25:13 PM] Mek: And I hope someone has written a paper on the fad of the Macarena among the Nacirema
[9/20/16, 6:25:17 PM] Nick: mek no

 

"Yes. I'm planning to commit suicide by donut. Obviously."

 

[9/20/16, 6:51:14 PM] Here Comes Team Rocket!: I'm three compulsions in an overcoat.
[9/20/16, 6:51:35 PM] Mek: I'm four overcoats in a person
[9/20/16, 6:51:40 PM] Nick: mek no

 

"Does this mean that ~99% of the noble population has at some point experienced zinc-induced stomach injury?"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

Spoiler: context

those girl games with ambiguous target audiences, like this:

Spoiler: pregnancy, minions. (yes. really.)

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[12:07:21 AM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: congratulations
[12:07:27 AM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: everything i touch is now turned to vore
[12:07:31 AM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: have fun
[12:07:36 AM] REPRESSED NERD: THANKS SEEBS

 

Spoiler: nsfw

I'm so deft I can fuck a man to death and make his widow come before he hits the floor.

 

Between this fan and the fancy sunbrella, I'm one 16-inch waist away from Scarlet O' Hara.

 

@Mirrors: it fails in so many ways =x
aside from, you know
being a christmas uterus in the first place

 

On 9/21/16, at 10:57 AM, cucky mcfucky wrote:
> SO YOULL DRAW TINY HEAD FETISH ART BUT NOT CRONUS NECROMANCY AMPORA

 

[9/21/16, 2:20:55 AM] Λ EMOTIONAL STATE: HECK: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HTML WAIFU
[9/21/16, 2:21:28 AM] VE: YOUR HTML WAIFU DOES NOT MEET MODERN WEB STANDARDS AND ALSO CAUSES MAJOR ACCESSIBILITY ISSUES

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[9/21/16, 5:37:32 PM] albedo: Things that have distracted us from smut:
[9/21/16, 5:37:38 PM] albedo: - humming showtunes
[9/21/16, 5:37:47 PM] albedo: - rabbits
[9/21/16, 5:38:12 PM] albedo: - gleefully detailed cooking scenes
[9/21/16, 5:38:20 PM] albedo: - sadness

 

"On Zendikar everything tries to kill you."
"Even the beer?"
*leans in*
"Especially the beer"

 

"Just talk dirty to these plants."