Out of context quotes thread

@swirlingflight tag urself im the secret Waluigi love path

 

bryan, get into the screw you position

 

Spoiler: nsfw

On 9/22/16, at 6:02 PM, cucky mcfucky wrote:
> WHATTYA MEAN CANT IMAGINE IT ITS LITERALLY A SONG ABOUT SEX INVOLVING HORSE METAPHORS

 

I mean he really is the kind of person whose last words might well be, "I didn't expect the Higgs boson to do THAT..."

 

[9/23/16, 10:24:43 AM] fucky mcchicken: tfw your ancestors younger alternate universe self is dating your ex kismesis
[9/23/16, 10:24:55 AM] cucky mcfucky: so you start dating him too. just to spite her

 

Collide-o-scope

 

aw fuck dadimus is home

 

"The Higgs Boson Found Him" would be an awesome thing to see on a tombstone. (Not sure how that would happen, but it would be awesome.)

 

IT WOULD.

 

JOKE'S ON YOU, I EAT GRASS

 

...why is a random person in a wedding dress staring dramatically out to sea while holding a manniken leg like an assault rifle
and why is that a sentence I just had to type

 

[9/23/16, 6:20:21 PM] cucky mcfucky: i call it
[9/23/16, 6:20:31 PM] cucky mcfucky: ‘fucked up kids make out and cry’

Spoiler: context

6 sweeps cronus <3< eridan
6 sweeps cronus <3 (vriska)
(vriska) <3 6 sweeps meenah
meenah <3< latula
latula <> (vriska)

 

"if you find yourself in a situation where you're just DYING for more air, clench your butt muscles and you'll make it"

 

karkat's bug junk: i hope my legacy becomes eating leaves off trees
maim: i think it already is