Out of context quotes thread

At least all the fluids are coming out the right end now!

 

Spoiler: nsfw

"it takes more muscles to ahegao than to frown"

 

Spoiler: mildly nsfw

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

This is my oreo and sex toy drawer. It contains oreos and sex toys.

 

On 9/28/16, at 11:12 PM, a trickster spirit haunting the wires wrote:
> *wizard cronus voice* if you kiss me, ill eat this frog vwhole.

 

"No, NO! We are NOT doing a blood sacrifice!"


"What the fuck are you talking about, snow isn't ice you dumbass its little cloud flakes that jumped out of the sky."

 

• it’s only after i’ve paid that i realise i’ve paid for
• one third of a bottle of spray and wipe
• (spring blossom)
• ruined ham
• potentially a whole trolley of ruined groceries
• my own personal crucible

 

"sorry but you cant double jump your way out of this one pal"

 

"tentacles are not "

 

Dubious consentacles.

 

I read that out loud to the call and now im fired thanks

 

"I was setting up a D&D campaign and I hear "Dubious consentacles" come through my speaker."

are you pleased with yourself

 

Very. :::333