Out of context quotes thread

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees XD Best middle school health class movie ever

 

"that's not so much hate as the angriest foot in mouth in existence, though"

 

"who you gonna listen to, the clown or me"
(shamelessly stolen from jumpingjacktrash's tumble)

 

1: "Wake up!"
2: "I am awake."
1: "Your eyes are shut."
2: "Who you gonna believe?"

 

EB: hi karkat!

 

why have you slapped me with nostalgia. why have you betrayed me in this way.

 

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ERIDAN: throww the fuckin hell noodles out then

 

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ERIDAN: fuckin pain in the ass fuckin noodles

 

1: Annnd when they engage too quickly, friction happens. And fire. And death.
2: okay but at least this one's aesthetically pleasing

Spoiler: what the refrance

Talking about windmill destruction.
Governors don't engage: x
Governors engage too quickly: x

...older bro sends me some weird shit.

 

Spoiler: not safe for work, not safe for soul

 

"He's Space Sokka. Spokka."

 

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Hal: <The android shifted his gaze from the human to the gray one. He beeped and hummed for nearly a minute before speaking.> What the fuck is on your head?
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ERIDAN: x oh i dont knoww
ERIDAN: some kind a fakey magic headset maybe
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Hal: <A black brow popped up from behind his triangle shades. Is this supposed to be a joke?> Interesting. Tell me how it works.
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ERIDAN: x it shoots you in the dick evvery time you post

 

problematic cronus yaoi shipper-Today at 7:06 PM
strifing? better take my shirt off

 

Spoiler: nsfwish

how to become a True Furry: date a furry sub :V

 

My tea is poo-resistant. That shit is legendary.

 

and