Out of context quotes thread

I was literally writing that post UA

 

"This is just a thing that happens."
"All my pokemon dying in one hit?"

 

i am ninja

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

1: How many assholes are there in your family?
2: One per person?

 

"Is having a disembodied hand in the sandwich better or worse than having a not-disembodied hand in the sandwich?"

 

(source/context)

 

"I'll take your word for it, because from here he looks like an N64 character."

 

@a small fis)(
if you drop the spaces between the words, it'll work

 

your name is INTERSPEICIESCRONUSSELFCESTVORE and

 

We voted for Party Shark!

 

some days, you really wonder what your guardian was thinking when they named you.