Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    Fun Fact! This is not off a sex toy or anything related to sex toys or sex.
     
    Aviari, Oct 11, 2015 at 7:45 AM
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  2. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    03< :I woulda been the laziest early human. which hopefully would have led to innovation!

    Avi: PRECISELY!

    03<: [Redacted] is such a good programmer because he's a lazy fuck

    Avi: Why did we develop agriculture? Because FUCK walking all the way the fuck over there for plants, Grok. I'm taking this plant and putting it RIGHT NEXT TO MY GODSDAMNED HOUSE

    Avi: YES, "HOUSE" GROK

    Avi: THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A TENT THAT DOESN'T FUCKING BLOW OVER WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT FUNNY

    Avi: NO I'M NOT WALKING SOUTH FOR THE COLD SEASON. I'M GOING TO PUT A FIRE IN MY HOUSE AND BE FUCKING WARM AND LIKE IT

    Avi: IT'S MADE OUT OF STONE, GROK, OF COURSE IT'S NOT GOING TO LIGHT ON FUCKING FIRE

    Avi: ALSO, FUCK TAK AND HIS ~AMAZING HUNTING SKILLS~ I HAVE A BUNCH OF RABBITS IN A CRATE RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE

    Avi: I JUST WALK OUT IN GRAB ONE

    Avi: SUCK IT, TAK, WHO'S THE MIGHTY HUNTER NOW

    Apparently I get really excited about hypothetical early humans
     
    Aviari, Oct 11, 2015 at 5:57 PM
    #382
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  3. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    from two separate convos:

     
    budgie, Oct 11, 2015 at 7:03 PM
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  4. rats

    rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

    "super homo high five into the goddamn sun"
     
    rats, Oct 11, 2015 at 9:58 PM
    #384
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  5. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

     
    Starcrossedsky, Oct 13, 2015 at 5:34 PM
    #385
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  6. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    a virgin's guide to having sex- why the fuck you asking me i'm a virgin???
     
    peripheral, Oct 13, 2015 at 6:56 PM
    #386
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  7. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    Rowan T. [Void/Rave] - Today 4:30 PM
    > I finally realized something

    Rowan T. [Void/Rave] - Today 4:31 PM
    > You're a goddamn shitpost demon who has come to haunt my ass for eternity with shitposts
     
    Void, Oct 13, 2015 at 7:01 PM
    #387
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  8. Ben

    Ben Not entirely unlike a dragon

    "I just discovered the opposite of Procrasterbation."
     
    Ben, Oct 13, 2015 at 7:35 PM
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  9. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Oct 13, 2015 at 8:26 PM
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  10. NumiTuziNeru

    NumiTuziNeru @#$%?

     
    NumiTuziNeru, Oct 14, 2015 at 2:26 PM
    #390
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  11. Ben

    Ben Not entirely unlike a dragon

    "A closed mouth gathers no feet."
     
    Ben, Oct 14, 2015 at 3:57 PM
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  12. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    That's actually a proverb though??? It means "if you shut up you won't look so stupid."
     
    Starcrossedsky, Oct 14, 2015 at 9:52 PM
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  13. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

    I've heard "putting your foot in your mouth," and "a rolling stone gathers no moss," but never the combination.
     
    blue, Oct 14, 2015 at 9:57 PM
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  14. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    Malaphors!
     
    prismaticvoid, Oct 14, 2015 at 10:43 PM
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  15. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    I think it's just a straight evolution of the first? idk though.

    Also, does that mean that @Moss doesn't like the rolling stones?
     
    Starcrossedsky, Oct 15, 2015 at 3:55 AM
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  16. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Oct 15, 2015 at 10:52 PM
    #396
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  17. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    "An apologetic quack"
     
    Lazarae, Oct 16, 2015 at 2:14 PM
    #397
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  18. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    #can you guess what I've been watching
     
    Starcrossedsky, Oct 17, 2015 at 5:02 AM
    #398
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  19. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    avatar: the last airbender
     
    unknownanonymous, Oct 17, 2015 at 8:08 AM
    #399
  20. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GAY BIRD LOVE"
     
    emythos, Oct 17, 2015 at 3:42 PM
    #400
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