Out of context quotes thread

[10/22/16, 3:56:21 PM] A LITERAL FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE: asdfghjkl;
[10/22/16, 3:56:26 PM] A LITERAL FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE: MURDER IS ABUSIVE

 

moirail: why the fuck is windblade Starscream prettier than most people
me: he's me

 

"yell yea cuz u fuckin gay"

"im blasing off again"

 

"Are you just going to jiggle at Lord English????????"

 

Spoiler: nsfwish

let he who is without stank taint cast the first boner - @Hatchback

 

On the radio this morning:

 

how did you manage to move to night vale

 

"wow guys i cant believe sharpay is fucking real"

 

I checked my radio station, but this is apparently just what happens when you send NPR reporters to get a story about a haunted house.

 

Spoiler: Contexplanation

Talking about studying to be a nurse

 

"he looks like a bitchy watermelon."

 

[10/23/16, 4:05:03 PM] durnk pbuddies: DONT BE SPECIESIST AARON
[10/23/16, 4:05:09 PM] durnk pbuddies: SKINKS CAN BE PIECES OF SHIT TOO

 

Spoiler: nsfw

Why do you have pearls up your dick, though?

 

Everybody out of the goddamn way! I've got a hat full of ghosts, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty!!!

 

I wanted to answer tonight, but if I need filler for NaNo I will 100% write the entire goddamn torrid semimythical soap opera