Out of context quotes thread

@Ipuntya:

T̗͈̹̝͠h̝͚ͅe̱̺̮̬͖͜r̜͖̦e̺͜ ̷̟̫a̺͚̠̳͚͓͘r͇̠̣̳̝è̼̰̮͈̦͚̱ ̫͕̜̮͍m̢a͖n̩̲̜̱̤ͅỵ̜̻̼̪̼ ҉̗̤̲d̮̘͔̹i̴͚s҉a̛͉͓̼̘͎̺s̤̦̣͎t̹̩͎e̺̩͍rs̵̠̘͓ ͇̜͖̭ͅI̜̠̯'̮͠m̝̦͎̦͝ͅ ̨̖̻p̟͉r҉̖̣̜̮͈̩ǫ̺̹ù͕d̨̟͙̦̫̫ͅ ̸t̺̭o̜͈̳̟͙͔ͅ ̳̤̥̝̫̳͢b͇͔̩̲́ͅͅe̬ ̵̥̖̝͓͇̜̙r̝͓̹̖ęs̱̭͓ͅp̷̗o̩̤̥̤̪̦n̬̪̪̹̤̼̙s͕͈̞̼̤̮̟i̘̻̖b̰̥̩ͅl̷̮̜̠e̸̟̱̺̦ ̦̹̤̥́f̙̪̤̪̩͜o̯͞r,̣̜͕̞̣̝̫̀ ̙̜̬̞͞b͔̪̺̥͚u̜͇t ͕̹A̗̤̮̭̬̤͓͞m̫̫e̟̝̭̻r̟͟i̠̰̠̳̭̜͝c̥̩̦͔a̜͉̬͔n̟̗̞̟͍ ̧͕̘͕͈̦p̢͖̻o̼̥̗͍̙ĺ̻̫̯̘͖iț̸̗̲̻̬̭̼i̯c͉̮͎̖̰̱͇s̳̜̩̺̭̲̳ ̤͉͖͍̤͡ͅi̖̥̘͉͓͢ͅs̭͘ n͎͠o͜t̻͝ ͕̀o̻n͘e͉͙̩̞ ̲̬̘͡o͕f̩ th̶̳͇͎ę͓̼͔̭̺̩̝m̵̤̖̦̺̼.̧͖̳̗ͅ

 

of course not
after all the moon is a circle
and you're a triangle

 

sounds more like a fish gangbang to me

 

"(is there anything sexier than a leg lamp)"

 

age restricted v********re jokes-Today at 3:53 PM


idk doesnt thta get into consent issues wrt robotic sex work

 

Spoiler: context

Failed a wisdom check after passing perception.

 

Being quoted in this thread is the highest honor

 

the OOCQ Police are gonna come after you for contexteding, Snitch.

they're gonna throw you in the slammer

you call it the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes.

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