Out of context quotes thread

look at this. look how sad you're making me.

 

Let Cedar Touch Magma And Evolve 2k17

 

noooooooooo the sad eevee face 3:
you still can't touch the magma

 

so you would rather be responsible for the cutest creature on Earth being heart-wrenchingly sad than let me touch magma?

 

UH

sad eevee vs on fire eevee
which is worse

 

this may have already been posted but w/e

 

sad eevee
I mean how is that even a question sad eevee is always worse

 

you have a serious bias 3:<

 

Pictured: a not-sad, rad as heck shiny flareon

 

I absolutely do not how dare you suggest this I don't know what you mean by it
besides we all know that if I touch magma I will definitely evolve into a Flareon

 

that is not how it works!!! magma is not fire stones!!! i think!!!!

 

you don't know that for sure!

 

I can make a reasonable assumption

 

but you could be wrong so just let me test this theory and touch the magma I mean what could possibly happen

 

you could catch on fire fluff is very flammable

 

fine then we will get someone to stand by with a bucket of water and it will be fine

 

no it will not be fine do not touch the magma