Out of context quotes thread

"What about the people who have proof?"
"What proof? Show me proof of their proof and then we'll talk."

 

"I want to discriminate-" "-indiscriminately?"

 

"This body is better. It has lasers."

 

"Aww, is he deaf in that eye? .......wait."

 

... Taking things my husband and I say while laughing hysterically out of context really just makes me laugh harder, oops.

 

@Arxon:(I am glad we will be able to bridge the gap of interspecies communication with the purest of all languages, fistbumps)

 

"i guess you could say there is more than one way to jack a horse"

 

"do you think musclebeasts would also need beast musclers?"

 

Conversation with gamer friend who doesn't watch Gravity Falls:

So you're basically Tony Stark with an incubus problem?

 

"Our friend group is the dsm personified."

 

"It flew out of a corpse. I'm shooting it."

"Deploying plot device in 3...2...1...."

 

(Said irl, not as part of an rp or something)

"Oh jesus, please dont fall in love with this fucking awful robot."