Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: NSFW

 

"I like creatures that have eyes, it's important to me"

 

[10:51:42 PM] happy holidacey: maximeme capacity: maximum capacity except amethyst shapeshifts into harambe to torment greg
[10:52:04 PM] happy holidacey: "HEY GREG...TURN AROUND! DICKS OUT!"
[10:52:38 PM] michinyo || Brittany: OH MY GOD
[10:52:59 PM] Eric Vilas: Meme: Maxi
Amethyst: Trolling
Dick: Out
[10:53:09 PM] happy holidacey: I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE STORAGE SHED

 

ALSO:

[8:57:35 PM] Britt "putting out fire with gasoline" Freed: they lace it with Bad Weed
[8:57:48 PM] frictionlessemu: it's 1% marijuana and 99% actual weeds
[8:57:59 PM] Britt "putting out fire with gasoline" Freed: its fuckin dandylion
[8:58:04 PM] happy holidacey: au where you can get high off of dandelions

 

I'm pretty entertained by the image of police attempting to enforce a no-dandelion-growing rule

 

"and these carrots are just problematic"

 

I need that context

 

but bruce wayne's plans were then foiled by the fact that he's not the only guy to ever throw a posh party

(i don't think that's how it ends but... bruce, you're not the only rich guy on the planet. or even in america. unless the dcu is just really weird that way. and i don't think it is, 'cause, well, lex luthor.)

(john constantine can crash lex luthor's parties.)

 

No one cares if Constantine crashes Lex's parties. Bruce probably fields all his invites to Constantine so he can.

 

That is dedication to the plan

Entirely the kind of batshit dedication I would expect from Batman.

(See what I did there)

 

found the context

(unsurprisingly, it's unpretty)

 

I'm so happy I'm witch cackling about it

 

Good morning potatoes