Out of context quotes thread

I was going to post it if no one else did.

 

that sounds vaguely discworldian

 

the search for the context is ongoing

 

Shit Choir Bro #1 Says, Part 9 of ??? guest starring Choir Bro #2:

Choir Bro #2: Well, you have to start slow with that stuff.
Choir Bro #1: Yeah, that's not in my DNA.
Choir Bro #2: Okay, but it's in your A-G-E.
Choir Bro #1: I don't C-A-R-E.

Spoiler: context

Choir Bro #1 started working out this week and maybe went a little too hard with the weights and was sore and complaining today.

 

Glasswares: the fruit stand of the department store.

 

"STOP TRYING TO FLY OUT OF THE MICROWAVE!"

"I have to go retrieve a broken washing machine from my bedroom."

"Why are you licking the floor?"

"The tree doesn't even have a fire alarm!"

"Oh, no, she chewed up the door!"

"holding onto mum's hand with one foot and dancing on the door"

"Why are you climbing down my face?"

Spoiler: Context

Animals. In order: Wild birds who thought the microwave lead to outside, a parrot, a dog, and then four about/to the parrot.

"I've never seen anyone tie an overhand knot with a snake before..."

[About a time god] "He's ten minutes old, what do you expect?"

"I'll add Rayquaza as Popeye eating his meteor vitamins to the fanart doc."

"And now the mob candidate is launching a smear campaign against himself. Got to love municipal politics folks."

Spoiler: Context

Fanfic! Ashes of the Past and Don Pines for Mayor.

 

"they inflicted the name harold on a rock"
"Sir Yellowpetal Fluffleaf the Third. there was never a Sir Yellowpetal Fluffleaf the Second."

Spoiler: context

Talking to a friend about Chara from Undertale going stir-crazy while stuck in the first room of the game and naming inanimate objects.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

“My asshole lubes itself,” Dril noted.

(the context doesn't actually help, also sorry not sorry for this fic's existence)

 

"We can work out the geogrphy when we get there, but for now, back to draconian grammar."
"spaceships would be propelled by poetmages"
"accidentally called his (male) language tutor a goddess when asking about breakfast"
"Also /j/ is just the y sound in yellow. Not Donald Trump."
"Well, strawberry comsumption is indeeed a rewarding activity."
(talking about a fictional poetry class) "And when I went to show my teacher, it had erroded away in my schoolbag."
"Given that there are only 4 vowels"
"Ok. Order up! One weird sound with ice cubes served!"

Spoiler: context

Conlanging for Insects and Dragons!

 

"That's Argumentum Ad Cavepaintingum."
"Hey, I'm a citizen of Pangea! I should be allowed to hold public office anywhere!"

 

What a beautiful six word story.

And @Snitchanon : so quotable, yet so wrapped in mystery.