Out of context quotes thread

"4. Ban killing for sport, have people play touch football with the vultures"

 

"Plants are the fuckin worst"- @Void

 

am i wrong? because i'm not fucking wrong. plants are the worst. i will stand by this till the end of days

 

#Not All Plants





Echo flowers are harmless! ;P

 

siri, that... isn't what i said

 

Spoiler: Context

"Siri, in ten minutes, remind me to flip my potato pancakes." (walks away) "Aww, hey Cupcake. What's.... upcake? eheh, get it?" (notices that Siri is still recording) "Oh no, stop"

Everything past "get it" must have been out of mic range but enough to keep it listening, and then "get it oh no" turned into "get it out no"...

 

a perfect description of this thread:

 

"You're in big trouble, mister."
"... you found the pierogies, didn't you."

 

"saying "BALL" in various tones of voice while moving her head in a circle slowly and repeatedly"
"having a ball! ball! ball! ball! ball! BALL!"
" i have vowels and fricatives and nothing else"
"SuperMountainRangeOfDivision,SeperationAndDeath."
"The biggest brains in the solar system--and what do they do with them? Championship squid wrestling!"
"When pronouns start coming to life and turning people's speech against them, it's up to Hally Gotter and her high-school English class friends to save the day by being evil grammar nazis."
"Also rated UR for unrelatable, given the jokes on Sumerians and the fact the main characters are also nutters."
"So you turned yourself in because the rehabilitation program has art lessons?"
"an angry tabby with more leg"
"bird laser goggles"
"This battle would be much more intense if both sides weren't trying to lose."
"Some people don't know how to be polite after they've been decapitated."
"Anyway, Lizard cases."
"Oh, hush, or I'm not going to let you alter social structures on a planetary scale with me any more."
"It's a sad day when even your best enemies won't help overthrow you."
"They worry a lot less if that same wolf is wearing an evening gown."
"A song's just not a song without a squid singing a cappella."
"snowflakes with a 250° combustion temperature."
"I didn't even know robots were interested in getting married."
"You can smell my brain?"

EDIT: Removed unnecessary note. Changed hyperlink back to blue. WARNING: Contains a link to Tvtropes.

 

"that’s such a melancholy and depressing oddly specific but relatable sentiment that I bet there’s a german word for it"

 

"You punch the vegetables at full force. You knock over a tomato."

EDIT: forgot a word

 

"I get the impression that the intended tone does not involve a witch cursing everyone's dicks, or inventing communism and wrestling"

 

I give you a hamburger.

 

"The pauldrons of vampire orgasm denial"

 

Something something Warhammer 40K joke.

 

@Kaylotta: It has nothing to do with Cuil Theory and everything to do with Frisk failing at making spaghetti.