Out of context quotes thread

Let me guess, 122 likes and three posts?

EDIT: I typed this so fast, the forum thought I was a spambot!

 

nah it was an rp account that i never clear out the alerts of

 

@PotteryWalrus I KNOW WHERE THATS FROM AND IM CACKLING

 

Honestly, the entire thing could end up here. I wish people didn't keep mistaking it for the actual text of the book, though

 

@blue how dare??????

 

context: @rats' tabletop character tries to bluff an AI construct into believing that she, too, lives in this weird simulation world

 

[5:17:26 PM] riley: DADDY NICHOLAS
[5:17:29 PM] riley: he rlly is a sugar daddy
[5:17:33 PM] riley: when ur good he gives you presents
[5:17:36 PM] Eric Vilas: OMG
[5:17:38 PM] riley: and WHEN YOURE BAD HE PUNISHES YOU
[5:17:44 PM] riley: [ CACKLES ]
[5:17:47 PM] Eric Vilas: GODDAMMIT RILEY
[5:17:58 PM] riley: TIME TO KINKSHAME AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
[5:18:08 PM] riley: daddy Nicholas have I been good enough to be on your list

 

"you're so smooth and human looking, want to go out some time?"

 

"wither cats are capable of clipping through doors to kill people"

 

How many children does it take to destroy a Death Star?...

???

 

Spoiler

Friend is reading the Stormlight Archive. One of the characters is kiiinda in love with his brother's widow, but in his culture any relationship would be ~improper~. She is not notably concerned about propriety. He is. In one scene he goes from pondering how he thinks she's the most beautiful woman in the world to comparing her to a hunting predator inside of a few pages. He acts terrified of her, it's hilarious.

 

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