Out of context quotes thread

credit to @palindromordnilap for saying this.

 

"So we'll bullshit a metric, call it horseshittium-"
"We're bullshitting horseshit?"
"Look, it's a bit of both and 'horseshit' doesn't have a matching verb. 'Horse shitting' usually has a space and refers to the actual biological process of creating road apples."

 

"May I braid your nipple hairs?"

 

In America, it's Gray.
In England, it's Grey.
In Canada, it's Grehy
In Australia it's Gr'day mate.

 

They're different metrics under the overall hoofbeastshit measurement system.

 

I mostly posted that one because "biological process of creating road apples"

Road apples is an inherently funny term.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

Me:
i dont know if exchanging business cards is a thing outside of japan tho oops

Fanfic writing friend:
No it is
Not as a formal
But ppl do it
Whatever this is our verse
Self lubricating assholes.
I think we can take liberties with business cards

 

(out loud) "Hashtag pants on for Jesus"

 

Spoiler: Context

Green faerie with my dad for the first time, us bantering.

 

You had to've known this was going to happen. :P

 

Spoiler: context

Yes, this is about the Utena movie.

 

[in an attempt to be reassuring] "Promiz just turned into a giant flying wolfman."

 

Spoiler: context

apparently the birb was used to test text formatting in the Mother 3 fan translation and this was one of the wackier results

Source: http://legendsoflocalization.com/mother-3/chapter1-1/