Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "Pilot is boring, I wanted to see the North Pole."
    "It was a slippery slope of owningness."
    "Stop kicking the ceiling!"
    "I paid you a pen!"
     
    Wingyl, Dec 28, 2016 at 6:56 PM
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  2. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "I didn't mean to make a hydroslide to death!"
    "Falling into the void is like skydiving but not boring!"
    "We have a waterslide problem."
    "I'm sorry for punching you with a crook."

    Failing at Skyblock.
     
    Last edited: Dec 28, 2016
    Wingyl, Dec 28, 2016 at 10:45 PM
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  3. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    @Petra:
     
    Loq, Dec 29, 2016 at 4:50 PM
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  4. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Dec 29, 2016 at 7:10 PM
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  5. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

     
    sirsparklepants, Dec 29, 2016 at 7:52 PM
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  6. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

     
    palindromordnilap, Dec 29, 2016 at 9:00 PM
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  7. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

     
    evilas, Dec 29, 2016 at 9:11 PM
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  8. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I see it's shitposting time
     
    swirlingflight, Dec 29, 2016 at 9:13 PM
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  9. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

     
    palindromordnilap, Dec 29, 2016 at 9:32 PM
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  10. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    [​IMG]
     
    swirlingflight, Dec 29, 2016 at 10:01 PM
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  11. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    HIATT: My boner’s memorial service will be held Saturday, December 31. In lieu of flowers, please send Fleshlights.
     
    Acey, Dec 29, 2016 at 10:34 PM
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  12. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

     
    Carnivorous Moogle, Dec 30, 2016 at 12:18 AM
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  13. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    I’m sorry to be the one peeling back the foreskin of ignorance to apply the wire brush of enlightenment here
     
    budgie, Dec 30, 2016 at 1:14 AM
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  14. WithAnH

    WithAnH Space nerd

    "I assure you, it will be handled with the utmost...utmost."

    The guy playing the dignified butler in Call of Cthulhu has a brain fart.
     
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2016
    WithAnH, Dec 30, 2016 at 1:19 AM
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  15. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    Do 82 penises really need an explanation?

     
    TheSeer, Dec 30, 2016 at 7:33 PM
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  16. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

     
    palindromordnilap, Dec 30, 2016 at 8:11 PM
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  17. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    @palindromordnilap Any given child under 4 can be used as an agent in germ warfare, based off my experience.
     
    budgie, Dec 31, 2016 at 12:43 AM
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  18. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Dec 31, 2016 at 12:43 AM
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  19. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

     
    valenstyne, Dec 31, 2016 at 12:57 AM
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  20. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Me: put this weird fetish porn in the goddamn moma
     
    Acey, Dec 31, 2016 at 1:14 AM
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