Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: Mildly NSFW, completely irreverent

 

Spoiler: NSFW

I mean I´m fairly sure Megatron didn´t fuck the Virgin Mary. Size difference for one.

 

Spoiler: NSFW? I guess?

"Wow, the hammerers are actually getting their asses pounded by boys"

 

Bonus:

 

"It's amazing and I want to get it tattooed on your lower back."
"My back?"
"Well first I wanted to get it tattooed on mine, but this way I can look at it too!"

 

oh my fucking god but this exactly describes a jeremy I knew in school, though. blandest blond white boy ever.

 

...actually the Jeremy in that quote would probably look some variant of Asian, all things considered, right?

 

what's the quote from?

it sounds like you know the context of it, since nothing about the quote out of context implies 'some variant of asian.'

 

Spoiler: context

Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett.

Spoiler: spoilers for said book

We find out eventually that the character's father was Fantasy Counterpart Tibetan, basically, while his mother was an anthropomorphic personification.

 

Discworld. Thief of Time.

 

@unknownanonymous It's from Terry Pratchett's Thief of Time.

Spoiler

Based off some of the descriptions of the order his dad comes from (yak butter tea, for one), I always assumed they were Tibetian. (Well, except in a fantasy universe.)

 

thanks

 

I love how as soon as someone has any Discworld-related question three people immediately jump on it. XD

 

I have "Occupation: Professional Terry Pratchett Quoter" in my profile for a reason. :::PPP

 

Spoiler: not actually context

The Series of Unfortunate Events adaptation is gr8

 

"is he likely to be dumb enough to do the thing within close enough range to an infrastructure that a defensive angel would owo what's this?"

 

"Hey! Don't touch my klein manifold!"