Out of context quotes thread

Do you think Jasper will become a cheeseburger-I MEAN A CRYSTAL GEM

 

overheard at work- 'It's a Martin Luther King Jr miracle!'

 

This is particularly pleasing to me because "cheeseburgers" scans just right to replace "crystal gems" in the theme song.

 

"Hey, this man holds a bird like a cigarillo, while wearing the most confusing combination of eye-melters ever. He is serious about having many sharp features, whereas the bird dressed like a pair of shorts from the 90s."

 

Crystal Gem Backpack!

 

"Wait, the flowers emit a signal?"

Me: "I keep spawning in the void." Person B:"You are now Gaster!"

"So is it invisible unless it's killing you, or can you go mosasaur watching?"

Spoiler: Context

Video games.

 

I will be so proud if we end up being the first d&d group to get our own DEA agent assigned to watch us

come on guys, we can do this

 

I think someone probably beat us to the punch during the 80s "Satanic panic."

Zak and Patrick would be proud, though.

 

The FIRST? Come on guys, with the amount of wacky shenanigans DnD crews get to, there's probably already AT LEAST A COUPLE who are on watchlists.

 

Let us dream, Wixbloom :p

 

*eating enchiladas*

mom: "So, what are these things called again?"

me: "Chinchillas.... wait no."