Out of context quotes thread

would splintering the coffee table be sexier?

 

You'd think they'd have learned to make Terminators with flame-retardant face meats by now.

 

"of all the self-fulfilling prophecies, why'd it have to be nipple-licking?!"

 

sing-songed like "show me the money."

I don't have context either.

 

in chronological order, on Kintwitter:

@Arxon: ... I just squirted condensed milk onto my face. -_-
@jacktrash: happy thanksgiving, kintsugi!

 

"FUCK YOU IMMA TRASH PANDA"

 

POUT POUT SIDEBURNS POUT

 

"Oh I thought you meant an actual dead mouse."

 

"but first, we should probably wash the blood off the van"

 

This sounds like a terrifyingly calm, rational discussion one would hear at an exceptionally seedy, possibly eldritch-connected gas station at 2am. You would stop filling your car at whatever level you'd gotten to and drive very quickly to the next one.

 

"As opposed to a casual trashcan."

 

(In response to me telling friend about mom being herself)
Psi.
Delta psi.
Epsilon Delta Psi