Out of context quotes thread

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  1. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, Jan 30, 2017 at 10:06 PM
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  2. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    "Is this like the music version of 'reverse the polarity'?"
     
    Elaienar, Jan 30, 2017 at 10:44 PM
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  3. NumiTuziNeru

    NumiTuziNeru @#$%?

     
    NumiTuziNeru, Jan 31, 2017 at 3:37 AM
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  4. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

     
    Kaylotta, Jan 31, 2017 at 6:53 AM
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  5. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    triggered by my own pubic hair
     
    Saro, Jan 31, 2017 at 10:01 AM
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  6. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Jan 31, 2017 at 10:03 AM
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  7. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    I once had a diabetic cat who could open the fridge until I put toddler locks on it.
     
    cleverThylacine, Jan 31, 2017 at 10:20 AM
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  8. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    Screen Shot 2017-01-31 at 11.45.31 AM.png
     
    furrylatula, Jan 31, 2017 at 1:47 PM
    #5448
  9. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

     
    Verily, Jan 31, 2017 at 3:17 PM
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  10. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "We're the door to door salesmen for God!"
     
    emythos, Jan 31, 2017 at 4:43 PM
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  11. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    [​IMG]

    as in, her breasts swap which side of her chest they're on as she stands, they're moving around so much. there is in fact no evidence that these are actually breasts.
     
    swirlingflight, Jan 31, 2017 at 8:34 PM
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  12. Birdy

    Birdy so long

    related: here's that gif from highschool of the dead where the girl's boobs dodge a bullet

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
    Birdy, Jan 31, 2017 at 8:39 PM
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Somebody did the math to figure out how fast her boobs would have to be vibrating, and apparently they'd be emitting an audible high-pitched buzzing noise.
     
    LadyNighteyes, Jan 31, 2017 at 8:47 PM
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  14. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    "You can't wield a sword with your crotch! At least not that kind of sword."
     
    Starcrossedsky, Jan 31, 2017 at 10:38 PM
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  15. kmoss

    kmoss whoops

     
    kmoss, Jan 31, 2017 at 11:18 PM
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  16. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Oh my god I asked for a charger and homie comes over, dick out, balls hangin all up close to gimme an iPhone 5 cord
     
    budgie, Feb 1, 2017 at 12:30 AM
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  17. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    That's quitter talk. :::PPP
     
    LadyNighteyes, Feb 1, 2017 at 9:32 AM
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  18. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    ==> Equip sword to crotch anyway
    (Edited to add the second quote. Dang forum software screwing up the punchline)
     
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2017
    Everett, Feb 1, 2017 at 9:40 AM
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  19. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

     
    Wiwaxia, Feb 1, 2017 at 3:41 PM
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  20. kmoss

    kmoss whoops

    #screaming
     
    kmoss, Feb 1, 2017 at 5:33 PM
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