Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "Are you calling me a flower?"
    "No, she's calling you an alcoholic."
     
    emythos, Feb 3, 2017 at 5:59 PM
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  2. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

     
    valenstyne, Feb 3, 2017 at 6:54 PM
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  3. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    Screen Shot 2017-02-03 at 4.56.52 PM.png
     
    furrylatula, Feb 3, 2017 at 6:57 PM
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  4. devils-avocado

    devils-avocado tired and gay

    devils-avocado, Feb 3, 2017 at 7:38 PM
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  5. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

    The truest OT3.
     
    valenstyne, Feb 3, 2017 at 7:39 PM
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  6. devils-avocado

    devils-avocado tired and gay

    I can accept this because the focus of the hankering is clearly a sandwich, as is good and proper. a moirallegiance-and-sandwich threesome. pale hankerin'.
     
    devils-avocado, Feb 3, 2017 at 7:42 PM
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  7. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    I literally just laughed so hard at this I cried. The best possible end result of this train of thought.
     
    sirsparklepants, Feb 3, 2017 at 7:54 PM
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  8. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    Screen Shot 2017-02-03 at 5.51.45 PM.png
     
    furrylatula, Feb 3, 2017 at 7:55 PM
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  9. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

     
    Ipuntya, Feb 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
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  10. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    @evilas
     
    Acey, Feb 4, 2017 at 12:39 AM
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  11. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

     
    applechime, Feb 4, 2017 at 11:30 AM
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  12. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    will sister's new pet be featured in the pets thread? :D?
     
    swirlingflight, Feb 4, 2017 at 11:42 AM
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  13. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Feb 4, 2017 at 11:43 AM
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  14. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    i'm going over to her place this thursday and i will take so many pictures
     
    applechime, Feb 4, 2017 at 12:15 PM
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  15. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Feb 4, 2017 at 1:01 PM
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  16. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
    Lazarae, Feb 4, 2017 at 5:21 PM
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  17. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
    unknownanonymous, Feb 4, 2017 at 5:21 PM
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  18. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "Three years of my life pandering to your beak!"
    Parrot.
     
    Wingyl, Feb 4, 2017 at 5:26 PM
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  19. Fucker

    Fucker Well-Known Member

    from my book:

    "basically dont look like youre gay, drunk or a terrorist"
     
    Fucker, Feb 4, 2017 at 5:32 PM
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  20. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    My Mother: "Don't eat the book!"
    Ruby: "MORE."
    My Mother: "No, no more!"
    Ruby is a parrot.
     
    Wingyl, Feb 4, 2017 at 6:29 PM
    #5520
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