Out of context quotes thread

Shit Choir Bro #1 Says, pt. 5 of ???

 

(It's funny how this also applies to the original Corsica.)

 

From my certain knowledge of your significant others, a fictional character is very likely nicer and better for you than any of them.

 

Now I'm running through a cave from the Zubat pack, and I can't see where I'm going!
And those darn Zubats tried to snatch my hat, but I've no intent in slowing
And I hurt myself 'cause I'm so confused!
Now my forehead aches like crazy!
In the corner of my eye, I see a creepy shadow guy
so then I cry out: "PLEASE COME SAVE ME!"

 

@unknownanonymous you can't tell me what to do!

 

"THIS IS A CHRISTIAN FETISH CHAT" -Steve

(The context doesn't really help.)

 

"Caucasian people aren't actually white."
"Neither are black people."
"Black people aren't white either, no."

 

"Denethors are the shittiest easter bunnies."

 

[sung] transformers, robots in your eyes

 

Shit Choir Bro #1 Says, Part 6 of ???

Spoiler: context for the weak

We are singing an arrangement of "We Are The World" by the two artists mentioned, which has a tenor part that is so ridiculously high that even my pre-T ass is seriously considering dropping to the bass part

 

"if 9/20 kids pee themselves when they come to the house and 10/20 kids pee themselves when they come to the house and my corpse is on the porch, it means it doesn't make a significant difference."
"it means you make a terrible corpse."

 

"I AM THE SCIENCE SCONE"

 

"Boyfriends, the hydras of friendship."