Out of context quotes thread

"So [name] is going to strangle me - that happens sometimes"

Spoiler: Context

Stage combat class learns strangleholds.

 

Bullshit! (:P)

 

The funny part is, there's actually very little scientific understanding of exactly why we need sleep. For all we know it could be magic reasons. :::PPP

 

Spoiler: context

There was some confusion among the Pathfinder group as to whether or not Oracles need to sleep to regain spells. (As opposed to characters, being... mostly human, just needing sleep in general.) The answer is apparently no, by DM's ruling if nothing else :P

 

something something beggars in spain

 

@IvyLB

 

(eta: I find this is funnier the more frantic-sounding your reading is.)

 

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

Spoiler: context

there was no context. this was the entirety of what I was given. I have no idea what this is about or why it was posted in the first place.

 

Spoiler

It's about Monster Hunter 4.
"i kept dying a lot to a very big frog monster, and i REALLY needed the drops you get from killing it (i.e. i needed the prizes inside his body but he really wanted the blood inside my body)"

 

i can't believe there's context

 

Inconceivable!

 

"You wake at Dawn. (I've been waiting two weeks and 7000 km to say that!)"

Spoiler: context

Terraformed Venus.

 

WHY MUST YOU DRAG ME LIKE THIS