Out of context quotes thread

I FEEL SO CALLED OUT

 

#tez is a monster

 

@budgie is it bad that I don't know the context but I can make a pretty good guess that this is about

Spoiler

the fact that blue/green colors are usually caused by structural refraction of light, rather than pigment

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@LadyNighteyes Correct!

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Except for the turaco. You can trust them.

 

@IndigoRiffRaff: "YOU CAN'T JUST CHOP A WORD'S ASS OFF"

addendum: "it's not a valid pun if you have to chop off the word's ass"

 

A NASA Article: "Good news! It's going to fail!"

Spoiler: Context

Successful test of a device that can tell when a part will fail in advance-it was consistently accurately detecting which part was going to fail three startups in advance.

 

Spoiler: NSFW

 

Spoiler: nsfw

[10:02:33 AM] Island Kahuna Nanu : we found a) hella porn
[10:02:41 AM] Island Kahuna Nanu : and b) one of those fuckin vixskin asses
[10:02:44 AM] Island Kahuna Nanu : just sitting in a corner
[10:02:47 AM] Island Kahuna Nanu : no one wanted to claim it
[10:02:54 AM] Island Kahuna Nanu : it may well have been a communal ass

 

Spoiler: context

Boyfriend's dinner did not turn out despite following the recipe

 

Spoiler: Sounds nsfw but isnt in context

It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with GREASE!

 

Spoiler: eta context

One of my older cats has a habit of relieving herself in front of the door if no one lets her out in time, then running away to hide four rooms away when she can't bury the poop under linoleum.

 

classic seebs

 

classic seebs