Out of context quotes thread

I have to slow hump because I have sticky keys.

 

Me, a minute ago: "Rib shrapnel is bad news bears."

 

Spoiler

My sibling's on voice chat in the next room and I have no idea what the context for most of these is.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"The Beserker is man's attempt at imitating the bear. Beserker: What if a bear, had an axe?"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"Lead our armies. Bring us to victory, Gleb."

 

Spoiler: Context

(copied from discord)
oh my fucking God the Tumblr app just fucked up so bad I almost died laughing when I realized
Someone made an edit of Hanzo's reflections look so it looks like a skin and someone else posted their version in a reblog
Only Tumblr mobile stuck a photo of the ti83 running doom into the post instead
And for several moments I just accepted it
Sure
We're expressing our thirst through doom ports now
That makes as much sense as anything else on this site

(unfortunately it fixed itself before I could screenshot)

 

"Look at this Stan. This wretched, criminal Stan. The Stan who took the low road. A Stan without honor."

 

"The police were killed by high-voltage crones."

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Spoiler: context

Saw a Beatles tribute band with family, and during the intermission they changed costumes from early Beatles to late Beatles. The guy playing John Lennon remarked upon how his hair had grown in 12 minutes.

 

How does domestic terrorism qualify as easy money?!

 

just happened and i am dying witnessing this

 

tfw kneejerk reaction that eating somebody's ass should be tagged nsfw

but no that just means a monster literally eating him doesn't it

 

yep, if it was nsfw i'd have tagged it nsfw, do not worry friend. it's an occasionally unfortunate byproduct of how i talk sometimes =7=;