Out of context quotes thread

@emythos soooo... Cut your boyfriend's head off, gain a two-headed friend?

 

"She was a girl, he was a boy, they didn't even know each other, they had no relationship."
"She was a girl, he was a boy, they met on a bus once."
"She was a girl, he was a boy, they met on a midnight train going anywhere."
"She was a girl, he was a boy, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor."
"She was a girl, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."

 

exactly.

 

"Oh, oh good. I thought she was like, a lilac or something."
"She is, though. She's a bouquet of violets, in a dress."

 

I fell asleep again so there was no conflict of interest.

 

y u punch me inna tiddy

 

Mabel: this is not Signless, the musical.

 

Person a: "I'm such a goddamn boat slut
Only Poseidon can judge me"

Person b: "the seas shake
The earth's crust explodes outward
Causing ripples through the world's oceans
From the murky depths
A bearded man clothed in cerulean and emanating power
His booming voice is as deep as the seas themselves
"You're a whore" "

 

Gods, Jame, maybe we shouldn't have told you polyamory is a thing. Please don't date the demon lawyer

 

for a minute i was afraid you beet me to it, @unknownanonymous

 

I knew that was gonna happen.

 

if we ever make a timeline of this game, this is absolutely going to be the caption for the last few pages