Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: Nsfw

Would you take a dildo up the ass if it thought it was a real human penis?

 

"If you operate a nipple as you would operate that controller--"
"Have you even held a nipple?!"

 

Spoiler: NSFW

 

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(someone else, later, unrelated)

 

Spoiler: nsfw?

 

You've brought approximately 200,000 spiders into our home, which is a cool thing.

 

That sounds like a thing @jacktrash would say.

 

"IT WAS LIKE LUMBERJACK PORN MAN, IDK WHAT TO DO WITH YOU, SO MANY LOGS WERE BEING SAWED AT TOP FUCKING VOLUME."
"i'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyy."

Spoiler: context bc i'm dying

nathan snores. so badly. so loud. much snore. much loud horrible fucking snore and the only way to make him stop is to physically kick him in the ass and legs till he rolls over to a new position and it is killing me.

 

As someone who has spent the last couple of nights sleeping in a room with three Boston Terriers, I feel this and sympathize.

 

Bro food and die mart is the new gender binary.