Out of context quotes thread

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  1. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "Why is the government....so.......drunk?" - my sister
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Apr 19, 2015 at 7:02 PM
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  2. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Apr 20, 2015 at 10:23 PM
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  3. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    "But before you fuck off, put my slippers on my feet."
     
    seebs, Apr 20, 2015 at 10:34 PM
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  4. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    (Regarding a soul) "I just set it down for a minute!"
     
    Lazarae, Apr 20, 2015 at 11:04 PM
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  5. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    and now i'm reminded of madoka
     
    unknownanonymous, Apr 20, 2015 at 11:12 PM
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  6. Lerxst

    Lerxst salty parabola

    "Turns out some people don't appreciate me trying to pick the lock on [choir director's] office door." --choir bro, being the reason why we can't have nice things
     
    Lerxst, Apr 21, 2015 at 4:33 PM
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  7. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    "And yet it's remarkably difficult to find any really good Cthulhu porn."
     
    Morven, Apr 22, 2015 at 12:30 AM
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  8. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "Bees are communists"

    the only context I remember is that it was from a discussion about Ender's Game
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Apr 25, 2015 at 9:57 PM
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  9. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

     
    Wiwaxia, Apr 27, 2015 at 11:55 PM
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  10. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    BEST PHRASE
     
    Wiwaxia, May 3, 2015 at 6:57 PM
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  11. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Codeless, May 3, 2015 at 7:00 PM
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  12. wes scripserat

    wes scripserat Hephaestus

     
    wes scripserat, May 3, 2015 at 9:18 PM
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  13. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
    Lazarae, May 3, 2015 at 10:21 PM
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  14. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
    unknownanonymous, May 4, 2015 at 11:41 AM
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  15. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "Can you like, price scan a zebra?"
     
    strictly quadrilateral, May 5, 2015 at 4:14 PM
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  16. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    Found a bunch from a few years back:

    "Hey. You need to tell me. It's my face on the bikini."

    "That's not a girl, that's an amino acid."

    "Repeat after me. I...am...not...a...virulent...fungus."

    "No alliances allowed. Just...pick one target who we are all agreed it would be better to have dead."

    "Be quiet! I really want to find the color of this pixel by the end of class!"
     
    strictly quadrilateral, May 5, 2015 at 4:24 PM
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  17. pixels

    pixels hiatus / only back to vent

    "There are three things in life I find irresistible: Good women, fine whiskey, and Oriental rugs. And not necessarily in that order."
     
    pixels, May 5, 2015 at 6:46 PM
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  18. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    hehehe
     
    Deresto, May 8, 2015 at 10:09 PM
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  19. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
    Lazarae, May 12, 2015 at 1:40 AM
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  20. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
    Lazarae, May 12, 2015 at 1:51 PM
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