Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.
"Why is the government....so.......drunk?" - my sister
"But before you fuck off, put my slippers on my feet."
(Regarding a soul) "I just set it down for a minute!"
and now i'm reminded of madoka
"Turns out some people don't appreciate me trying to pick the lock on [choir director's] office door." --choir bro, being the reason why we can't have nice things
"And yet it's remarkably difficult to find any really good Cthulhu porn."
"Bees are communists"
the only context I remember is that it was from a discussion about Ender's Game
^In fairness it is not mine, but @vegacoyote ´s
"Can you like, price scan a zebra?"
Found a bunch from a few years back:
"Hey. You need to tell me. It's my face on the bikini."
"That's not a girl, that's an amino acid."
"Repeat after me. I...am...not...a...virulent...fungus."
"No alliances allowed. Just...pick one target who we are all agreed it would be better to have dead."
"Be quiet! I really want to find the color of this pixel by the end of class!"
"There are three things in life I find irresistible: Good women, fine whiskey, and Oriental rugs. And not necessarily in that order."
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