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  1. Gee

    Gee the mail never fails

    "i have fifteen teeth on top"
     
    Gee, Mar 16, 2017 at 9:02 PM
    #6061
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  2. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [9:33:53 PM] M: Thank god people didn't have fingerprints in the eighties or he'd be fucked
    [9:34:18 PM] Nick R: everyone knows no one had fingerprints until 1992
    [9:34:25 PM] M: Trust me, I know
    [9:34:28 PM] Nick R: they just had blank fingers
    [9:34:29 PM] M: I remember having them installed
    [9:35:22 PM] Nick R: did it hurt
    [9:35:29 PM] M: Yes
    [9:35:58 PM] M: They hadn't invented the fingerprintifier everyone uses now at the time so they had to etch the fingerprints in by hand
    [9:36:07 PM] Nick R: ow
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Mar 16, 2017 at 10:16 PM
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  3. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

     
    Carnivorous Moogle, Mar 17, 2017 at 1:00 AM
    #6063
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  4. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Undyne themes.
     
    Wingyl, Mar 17, 2017 at 1:44 AM
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  5. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    It is, if possible, even stupider in context.
     
    BaseDeltaZero, Mar 17, 2017 at 5:54 AM
    #6065
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  6. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

    Maybe we could find something charming, like a fish.
     
    shmeed, Mar 17, 2017 at 6:07 AM
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  7. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "Plastic bags are not indigenous to the Pacific."
     
    emythos, Mar 17, 2017 at 9:04 AM
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  8. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Mar 17, 2017 at 10:01 AM
    #6068
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  9. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, Mar 17, 2017 at 11:07 AM
    #6069
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  10. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

     
    keltena, Mar 17, 2017 at 11:14 AM
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  11. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
    unknownanonymous, Mar 17, 2017 at 1:29 PM
    #6071
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  12. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
    Loq, Mar 17, 2017 at 1:41 PM
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  13. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    @KingStarscream :
     
    Loq, Mar 17, 2017 at 2:19 PM
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  14. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
    unknownanonymous, Mar 17, 2017 at 5:23 PM
    #6074
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  15. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
    unknownanonymous, Mar 17, 2017 at 7:22 PM
    #6075
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  16. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    "In cold, foggy Potatoland"
     
    Lazarae, Mar 17, 2017 at 8:05 PM
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  17. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, Mar 17, 2017 at 8:12 PM
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  18. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    "If it takes Satanists to teach you how to be Christians something has gone horribly wrong."
     
    Lazarae, Mar 17, 2017 at 8:14 PM
    #6078
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  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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    LadyNighteyes, Mar 17, 2017 at 8:34 PM
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  20. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    "Where am I going to find an actual tree at this time of night?"
     
    Lazarae, Mar 17, 2017 at 9:21 PM
    #6080
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