Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: context

Clockwork skype group has good advice for the protagonist

 

"This is what happens when you raise a Pikachu on a weed farm, I guess."

Spoiler: context? nsfw?

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@BlackholeKG : "I'm sorry for your ass hive"
@evilas : "does a swarm of bees come out every time you fart?"

 

"The Sun is hotter than a reptile[citation needed]"

"the citation is a map"

Spoiler: context

XKCD being silly and then me responding to the citation needed link (which is indeed a map)

 

" Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane."

 

Spoiler: image

 

Can confirm

 

@Scanner apparently you quoted my post?

 

Yeah the problem with posts containing only quotes is that if you then reply to them the quotes don't show up AT ALL

 

Quoting posts with quotes is a mild pain. Have to go in and manually add the quote content. Do not recommend when on mobile.

 

"EXAMPLES OF THINGS THAT ARE NOT BUILDINGS: Ducks, M&Ms, cars, the Sun, cuttlefish, microchips, Macklemore, lightning, goat blood, zeppelins, tapeworms, pickle jars, those sticks you use to toast marshmallows, alligators, tuning forks, minotaurs, Perseid meteors, ballots, crude oil, sponsored tweets, and catapults that throw handfuls of engagement rings."

 

Isn't What If? fun? :')