Out of context quotes thread

"With its high melting point, tungsten is a good[1](Except that the word "good" implies that you have some kind of goal you're working toward, which—given how strange the thing you're doing is—I'm not sure about.) choice for a sundiving countertop."

"Michael, just make your countertops out of granite and don't drop them in the Sun."

"We trained two starlings (Sturnus vulgaris) to fly in a wind tunnel whilst wearing respirometry masks."

 

And yeah, What If's great.
I can't figure out how to get images from there into this thread, though. I want to put the Bird Orb image in.

 

I think it actually got posted way back somewhere.

 

I can't figure out how to get the image links.

@palindromordnilap how did you get the links for the supersonic stereo and toaster vs fridge images?

 

From the website! Just right-click on the image and copy the URL, and then embed the images into the post. Doesn't work for stuff from the books, of course.

 

i will be ordering the "slut"

 

@Wingyl but now we have context (though I think we could all tell from the style what it was) (and also that picture is from the ink one)

 

"I was gonna light macklemore on fire, but instead i chose the cleric"

 

Everyone criticalled on the awkward roll.

 

Spoiler: Context

SpaceX names are always fun.

 

Time flushes differently in heaven.

 

"So much for Christ's blackmail material"

 

@TwoBrokenMirrors

 

"Am I getting negged by a toaster?"

"Why do you have a bike made entirely of soft clay?"



"And if you tried to dig up the entire surface of the United States to any depth, people would probably yell at you."