Out of context quotes thread

I confess this is one of mine, so apologize for bad form...

 

the stanford prison experiment is a punk bitch

 

Retcondimented it, even

 

@BaseDeltaZero in an amusing turn, my brain flipped "lizards" and "nazis" and thought someone was talking about the First Contact series (novels in which ww2 is interrupted by the arrival of lizard like aliens intent on conquering earth)

 

"fractal trenchcoat seebs?"

seebs: "it’s okay, i’m included by reference, not by value. this is why i never get garbage collected."

 

Yeah, I've read a lot of those books, up to the... second book in the second contact sequence? They're pretty good.

 

"If I didn't know my line before, I do now and it starts at tiny butthole fort knox."

 

Spoiler: context

context, confused and annoyed commentary on this article

 

My mom was telling me the other day about how those articles totally aren't a thing anymore. I was kind of "...sure, Mom."

 

Spoiler: kinda NSFW

 

They're less of a thing in some circles, but boy oh boy, not in all.

 

That article has more circumstantial "evidence" than I'm given to understand exist in Phoenix Wright games.

 

boyfriend: hyper focus sounds nice
Derpyfishnoms: well it is till you go three days without eating and throw up on your work

 

Kylo "doesn't understand technology" Ren
Kylo "does dangerous shit because he just doesn't understand that you can't do that" Ren
Kylo "I do what I want" Ren
Kylo "What do you mean it doesn't bend that way" Ren

 

I guess he does take after his grandpa after all.