Out of context quotes thread

"It's like, it implies that you think two gay men can produce offspring so long as they're not married."

 

"There's a fine line between Hasidic Jews and acidic juice."

 

"She's not even a meme farmer, she's, like, a meme heirloom gardener."

 

"I am the bonfire! MY DICK IS THE BONFIRE!!"
- @TrillianAri

 

They should probably see a doctor about that burning sensation. Or possibly a firefighter.

 

and speaking of dicks and fire

 

And from another incident:

 

"CHRISTMAS AND HANNUKAH tackle the dentist"

 

"Maybe it gets more comfortable as time goes on and your anus calluses up."
"If your anus is getting calluses, you are doing it wrong."
"Is there a right way to have a pinecone shoved up your ass?"
"Oh, I thought we were talking about anal sex, now."
"No, I'm still talking about pinecones."
"I don't know if there's a right way or a wrong way to have sex with a pinecone."

 

@KarrinBlue "ain't no party like a void party because a void party is of dubious existence and doesn't stop until someone is channeling horrorterrors"

 

"nothing is real, but horse dicks are more real than gender" - my sister

 

"So, when you say Kintsugikin instead of Kintsugijin, I know what you're talking about but it also summons up this horrifying image of a headmate with the amalgamated personas of Kintsugi." - @TrillianAri
"That is terrifying." - @Astrodynamicist @Re Allyssa

 

Come join the fun.

 

"I'm not sure if I'm about to fall asleep or ascend into a higher plane of existence right now."

(Update edit: I fell asleep.)