Out of context quotes thread

[7:25 AM] [redacted]: I'm half-dad, you know.
[7:25 AM] [redacted]: my father was a dad and my mother was a human

 

Spoiler: nsfwish

 

"belive in you'rself"

 

Spoiler: context

Someone in FFA's "Fandom Venting" thread.

 

my mother: "AAAH! Scary boots!"

Spoiler: context

for some reason mum going "ahh! scary!" at a thing the animals are scared of makes the animals less afraid of it

 

that's ok ill work on winery then
(10 minutes later) oh god winery sucks

 

i would also like to add the following hilarious context to the scary boots thing: it was because a police dog was scared of a pile of boots.

like. nothing in them or anything. perfectly normal boots that she's sniffed at and walked by hundreds of times.

but they were scary today for some reason.