Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. Takoto

    Takoto A tired cat-bird.

    "Today's word of the day is fur-secution I guess"

    "You sound like an upset kettle"
     
    Takoto, Apr 27, 2017 at 6:09 PM
    #6861
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  2. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Sorry it was too good to pass up
     
    Technicality, Apr 27, 2017 at 6:10 PM
    #6862
  3. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Apr 27, 2017 at 7:39 PM
    #6863
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  4. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Apr 27, 2017 at 8:56 PM
    #6864
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  5. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
    TheSeer, Apr 27, 2017 at 9:22 PM
    #6865
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  6. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Apr 27, 2017 at 9:25 PM
    #6866
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  7. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Apr 27, 2017 at 9:27 PM
    #6867
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  8. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
    TheSeer, Apr 27, 2017 at 9:34 PM
    #6868
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  9. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

    Elementary's Sherlock Holmes, being objectively wrong
     
    keltena, Apr 27, 2017 at 10:17 PM
    #6869
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  10. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
    Codeless, Apr 27, 2017 at 10:40 PM
    #6870
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  11. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "Oh, the neighbour has to walk the chickens."

    neighbour is a chicken farmer with literally thousands of chickens
     
    Wingyl, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:17 PM
    #6871
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  12. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    @Wingyl

    I'm imagining this but with chickens

     
    budgie, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:23 PM
    #6872
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  13. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
    Everett, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:37 PM
    #6873
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  14. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    yeah I remember seeing that ep and being like "...wasn't there a whole tumblr post about how hot purple shirts are?"
     
    Re Allyssa, Apr 28, 2017 at 1:28 AM
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  15. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Yes and ironically THAT post's context was a particularly tight, purple shirt on benedict cumberbatch's sherlock in the BBC serial, iirc. It was nicknamed The Purple Shirt Of Sex.
     
    IvyLB, Apr 28, 2017 at 2:20 AM
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  16. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    update: the neighbor did not actually have to walk the chickens.

    he had to walk the dogs, and something went wrong in between his brain and my mother's mouth.
     
    Wingyl, Apr 28, 2017 at 2:54 AM
    #6876
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  17. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    (source)
     
    Loq, Apr 28, 2017 at 12:32 PM
    #6877
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  18. Snitchanon

    Snitchanon What's a mod to a nonbeliever.

    Is that describing a cone shell.
     
    Snitchanon, Apr 28, 2017 at 12:58 PM
    #6878
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  19. Snitchanon

    Snitchanon What's a mod to a nonbeliever.

    It is!
     
    Snitchanon, Apr 28, 2017 at 12:59 PM
    #6879
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  20. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [1:37 PM] [redacted]: that's much more dramatic than the time we tried to make napalm to light a sword on fire
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Apr 28, 2017 at 1:49 PM
    #6880
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