Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    on the headsets at work today:
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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  3. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
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  4. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [3:45 PM] [redacted]: unfortunately now you know my real age, I can no longer maintain the fiction of being a time traveller from the 23rd century
    [3:45 PM] [redacted]: not that I was doing that anyway, but I wanted to keep the option open
     
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  5. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [5:15 PM] [redacted]: horses is a hungry estate that aggressively expands and decides that zebras look like stripey horses
    [5:15 PM] [redacted]: donkeys? slower horses
    [5:15 PM] [redacted]: elephants? longnose horses.
    [5:15 PM] [redacted]: eggs? horses that don't know they're horses just yet
    [5:15 PM] [redacted]: someone stop horses
     
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  6. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

     
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  7. Chiomi

    Chiomi Master of Disaster

     
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  8. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
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  9. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

     
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  10. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

     
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  11. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
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  12. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Context is the same as @Technicality's quote.
     
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  13. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    and the context for technicality's quote is a guy who does incredibly stupid things with science and videos it all and puts it on youtube

    he managed to burn his basement ceiling with frozen gasoline
     
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  14. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

     
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  15. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
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  16. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
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  17. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Well, because if you eliminate all the other possibilities, most dogs are dogs.
     
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  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  19. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "IT'S THE MAN, THEY'RE TRYNA KEEP US DOWN, THEY DON'T WANT THE COMMON PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO APPRECIATE FLOWERS"
     
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  20. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    @Loq
     
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