Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    wow. it sure looks like something i'd have said though. truly incredible
     
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  2. Lissa Lysik'an

    Lissa Lysik'an Dragon-loving Faerie

    It may seem funny, honey, but if we have any children, I want them to all look like me.
     
  3. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    "I'm trying to do an analysis of correlation here. Don't harsh my data boner."
     
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  4. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
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  5. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    "FUN FACT i am jerkin it on christmas and i'm 99% sure that's a special kind of sin"
     
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  6. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Get out of my head.
     
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  7. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

     
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  8. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    from family christmas:

    "like, San Pellegrino shots"
    "that is literally the most Mormon thing I have ever heard"
     
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  9. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    "You're approaching George RR Martin's killcount the way dividing by x approaches zero."
     
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  10. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    "Mom, you have not plumbed the depths that is my generation's weird porn."
    "I... guess...?"
     
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  11. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    (all quotes unrelated)

    "a horse with an evil pencil moustache nickering evily as it eats all the appetizers leaving none for the rest of the partygoers"

    "WHO'S THE BIRDFUCKER NOW, BIRDFUCKER"

    [1:31:43 AM] velociraptor satan baby: HOWEVER unlike reptiles
    [1:31:46 AM] Kevthulhu: dont worry, ive reached a conclusion
    [1:31:48 AM] Kevthulhu: mamtile
    [1:31:49 AM] velociraptor satan baby: he maintains--
    [1:31:50 AM] velociraptor satan baby: ...
    [1:31:51 AM] Kevthulhu: bam
    [1:31:52 AM] velociraptor satan baby: kevin
     
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  12. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

     
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  13. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "Headcanon: Madotsuki is baby Neo. At some point she leaves her room, dyes half her hair pink, and joins a criminal organization."
     
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  14. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

     
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  15. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    "intravenous pickle"

    my extended family, ladies, gents, and assorted other types.
     
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  16. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    @Avery knows how to have a good time i guess
     
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  17. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon


    #...yeah
     
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  18. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "I was once a centerfold in a dental magazine."
     
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  19. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
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  20. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
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