Out of context quotes thread

"I'm a chicken. What do I know about bombs?"

 

[2:47 PM] a: Maybe you should get a portable charger.
[2:47 PM] a: I've got six
[2:47 PM] a: i line my jacket with them
[2:51 PM] b: What's it like being a human lightning rod?
[2:51 PM] a: Oh you know, it's great.
[2:51 PM] a: Every time i get struck, whcih mind you is at least once an hour, my batteries go from being dead to fully charged.
[2:51 PM] a: Sure, my skin may be a little chared and my hair a little "Doc Brown"
[2:51 PM] a: but it's nice.

 

Do you remember last time? When you died? I remember when you died.

 

@Kit

 

Did he just raise a zombie robot with an evil sandwich

 

Spoiler: context

flightrising. i have a jade themed dragon and a shiny metal dragon named Dio. and they gave me a very bountiful nest, but i just realized how it sounds and laughed a lot.

 

@TheMockingCrows I love that I can think of at least two very different Dios and that's equally funny with either one. :D

Also:

 

"Dying is not on the Gay Agenda" - KrakenMo

 

Spoiler: a lil nsfw in hindsight so under the spoiler it goes

 

@Loq

 

"ESP, ESPN, same thing." - Dad

 

[6:52 PM] palindromordnilap: You should switch to Arch Li-- gets shot
[6:53 PM] jae grey: [me, holding aloft my crossbow, which is inexplicably smoking] i need you to understand that i don't have conversations where i recommend OSs to my friends
[6:53 PM] palindromordnilap: ... I know that's the joke but it's still bothering me that the crossbow is smoking
[6:54 PM] jae grey: look, he's trying to quit
[6:54 PM] jae grey: be supportive, ok
[6:54 PM] jae grey: it's smoking because it's my GUNBOW which shoots BOLTETS
[6:55 PM] jae grey: that's really bad i'm never saying that again