Out of context quotes thread

Reblog the monogamy elbow!

 

"Contrary to popular belief, the stairs were not booby trapped."

 

"Tarvus clearly doesn't believe mugging is real."

"I believe that mugging is real! We should prove it to him!"

 

@Wingyl i hear "tarvus" and i think of karkat from the fic homestuck high

 

Tarvus is actually a minotaur from our Spelljammer session. He's based off Tavros.

 

"Who doesn't want to throw a bag of forks out the window?"

 

"Let's maybe not have Tarvus pretend to be a moldsmal."

 

*moldsmall doesn´t know what to think of this*

 

Our DnD session devolved into mooing, discussing bad anime anatomy, and discussing on what Tarvus could do to seduce the lizardmen that just showed up.

ETA: And then it turned into figuring out one character's superpower, which is apparently gender-dar.

 

This was a weird sentence for me because, due to reasons that made sense at the time, my family has a running joke that one of the dogs is a bag of forks.

She would be very distressed if we threw her out a window.

 

The context was: our characters were on the second floor of a tower, and needed to get out of the tower via the windows, while getting a huge sack of silverware and a coffin out of the tower as well.

 

Sauce

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

...A/B/O fandom?

 

I would have guessed Attack on Titan.

 

dingdingding

 

"Why do you like to eat the brush?!"

 

Spoiler: context

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