Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

     
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  2. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    SUMMON THE MAGMA BEAST.
     
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  3. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    “Ambulances…did you kill someone already today?” Venus asked. I saw the others tense.

    “Nah, the nuns will live,” I turned to reassure her. People like being reassured face to face. You can tell. Just ask how many people would be reassured by meeting a faceless person. Not too many, I think.

    “Nuns?”

    “Wasn’t my fault,” I said with a shrug.

    She raised an eyebrow at me.

    “It was an act of God. It rained men. Hallelujah, it rained men. Amen!” I raised a hand and pointed at the ceiling.
     
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  4. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
  5. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

     
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  6. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

     
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  7. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    So... curiousity killed the fuck?
     
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  8. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
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  9. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
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  10. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
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  11. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

    agreed
     
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  12. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
  13. WithAnH

    WithAnH Space nerd

    (You laugh, but I have mapped out both a parking lot and an airport runway in extreme detail :/)
     
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  14. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
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  15. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    you bought.
    a fucking.
    Ravenclaw
    bike.
     
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  16. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    @Void: down the vore hole they go
     
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  17. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
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  18. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
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  19. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
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  20. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "Polyglot, more like polygluttonous"
    "me and thorn speak danish out of necessity to trade with danish traders on minecraft"
     
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