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TheMockingCrows · Jun 18, 2017 at 9:03 PM

like most things in your life, replace your mistakes with frosting.
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Lazarae · Jun 18, 2017 at 9:23 PM

Verily said: ↑

I would like to put forth the revolutionary idea that it is in fact asymptotic, but while the area of said orgy could theoretically be infinite, the volume of manliness would still be finite.
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This line is pretty good candidate for the thread itself.

LadyNighteyes · Jun 18, 2017 at 9:28 PM

Verily said: ↑

I would like to put forth the revolutionary idea that it is in fact asymptotic, but while the area of said orgy could theoretically be infinite, the volume of manliness would still be finite.
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I mean, that's what it means if there's a horizontal asymptote.

budgie · Jun 18, 2017

imagine a chaotic evil bard who becomes a serial killer and the local guards are afraid to pursue him because you might go up and say “you’re under arrest” but then he just retorts ‘your mom is under arrest” and you fucking die on the spot
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glitterchance · Jun 19, 2017 at 7:16 AM

There was not a specific "just found out the neighbor's working on his serial killer merit badge" folksong.
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Wormwitch · Jun 19, 2017 at 10:59 AM

Two things organ music is good for: ice skating and mass murdering.

TheOwlet · Jun 19, 2017 at 2:13 PM

this is the chainmail bikini of fruit protection
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and from the same convo, about 20 seconds later:

congrats on your dickwarmer i guess
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Loq · Jun 19, 2017 at 2:29 PM

okay but is there lube for paper?
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keltena · Jun 19, 2017 at 6:18 PM

BlackholeKG said: ↑

The only true gender binary is Fire Red and Leaf Green
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Ipuntya · Jun 19, 2017 at 7:16 PM

someone who really loves potato chips said:

each kind of chip has its pros and its cons. a ruffled chip has a greater, more compact surface area than a flat chip, which means more room for flavoring to be added, meaning more flavor per chip. however, this sacrifices texture and crunchiness, which the ruffled chip loses out on the the flat chip, whose thin and lithe texture maximizes the cronch, at the expense of having less strong of a flavor in comparison to the ruffled chip.

personally, i prefer the flat chip, as texture and crunchiness are more important to me in a potato chip than flavor.

source: https://web.wpi.edu/.../E-pr.../unrestricted/FinalReport.pdf
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budgie · Jun 19, 2017 at 7:28 PM

What is this, a Little Shop of Horrors domestic AU?
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Technicality · Jun 19, 2017 at 8:04 PM

and floridians are just as human as you and me!

and the moral of the story is that there are no deadly snakes native to alaska

you might know this guy as one of the only archaeologists cool enough to be mentioned by indiana jones

it’s my dream to have my name said by harrison ford

i’m not going to apologize for having this class at 6am because you paid for it and it’s your fault.

we don’t all dress like lara croft. i tried to get it to be a thing on a dig and my colleagues yelled at me.

they were pretty good archaeologists except they were too racist to realize anything they found.

i take back what i said about us not dressing like lara croft because lewis binford here is wearing nothing but short shorts and a cowboy hat. take notes for an academic halloween costume!

archaeologists can be good artists! not me, though. or anyone i know. but if you can draw just know you have options.

sometimes you find dead bodies when you dont really expect it and you just have to deal with it

archaeologists are the only people allowed to get exited when they find corpses.

once i ruined thanksgiving dinner when i told my family i had gotten my degree in archaeology and my uncle commented he liked dinosaurs too

the closest i’ve ever been to a grizzly bear is when i left my glasses in my tent on a dig in alaska, saw a big rock in the distance, and almost screamed

ah yes. archaeologists. or, as i love to call us, pottery analysts

i mean he was kind of a good guy for helping us beat britain but he owned slaves so that really cancelled it out.

archaeology is like cultural anthropology, except after you interview the person you turn around and shoot them in the head.

do not use trees! trees are bad! don’t do it!

usually you find shards, but it’s super exciting when you find a really big shard

it’s basically like a waterpark, except you’re fully clothed and walking through a dark tunnel knee deep in muddy water. so, basically splish splash.

i dont believe in curses but my colleagues and i like to encourage the idea of them so people stop touching our stuff

usually, you would find a knife in a kitchen. or underneath your pillow to really freak out your roommate who is a history nerd and has no idea why you would sleep with a knife under your pillow and he’ll get really scared and freaked out and okay i’m getting off topic

no matter what the other scientists say, archaeology is a real science.

don’t worry, i promise you, and whatever government agency that’s spying on me right now, that i’m not a crazy communist trying to overthrow the government

by now you’ve noticed the big “POP QUIZ” written on the board. there isn’t one, but i wanted to see the looks on your face when you saw it. but you’re all dead inside so it’s not really funny.

everything was fine except the citizens of pompeii just woke up dead the next day

the number one question you should ask when you read old archaeology papers is “how the hell do you know?”

nothing pisses off old men more than young people asking “why” and “prove it” so do that as often as possible

this is incredible! all it takes is a computer the size of this room!

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Technicality · Jun 19, 2017 at 11:51 PM

all dogs are banned from ass investigations
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TheMockingCrows · Jun 20, 2017 at 12:46 AM

john "i will piss on everything you hold dear" egbert
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an rp, what else lmfao

TheMockingCrows · Jun 20, 2017 at 4:38 AM

it doesn't look like a state. is utah a state??
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strictly quadrilateral · Jun 20, 2017 at 12:41 PM

[12:24 PM] seebs: what language is that?
[12:24 PM] albedo: F#
[12:25 PM] strictlyquadrilateral: Me: how am i supposed to read that in my head
My brain: ........foctothorpe
[12:25 PM] albedo: you fucking nerd nick
[12:26 PM] albedo: (it's "eff sharp")
[12:26 PM] strictlyquadrilateral: Foctothorpe
[12:26 PM] albedo: (a+)
[12:26 PM] seebs: i agree with nick

Loq · Jun 20, 2017 at 1:09 PM

Dallas is definitely east of Dallas. Yes.
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LadyNighteyes · Jun 20, 2017 at 2:26 PM

Jasnah Kholin's 300-level philosophy course: Ethics of Vigilante Murder.
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Technicality · Jun 20, 2017 at 3:25 PM

cinderella looks good in macaroni
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budgie · Jun 20, 2017 at 8:01 PM

and I'm all whuh is my cat commenting on arstechnica.com
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Out of context quotes thread

TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

Lazarae The tide pod of art

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

budgie not actually a bird

glitterchance 34 Vigilant Gaze Engulfs the Void

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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budgie not actually a bird

Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

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