Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
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  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  3. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

     
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  4. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

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  5. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

     
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  6. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

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    From issue... 4? of the Longshot limited series by Ann Nocenti. This girl immediately develops an awkward crush on Longshot, and it's adorable. (I mean, he did show up acrobatically in leather pants and give these kids millions of dollars worth of stolen diamonds because they were wishing they had more spending cash and he doesn't really understand how money works. Neither do they, so they think he's the coolest thing ever.) He seems oblivious, much to her dismay.

    Longshot is a humanoid alien dude from the Mojoverse, a dimension ruled through media, with a particular focus on cruel reality TV. He has psychometric and (extremely fickle) probability-influencing powers, and his left eye glows really brightly when they're in use. But his natural charm is apparently great enough that not everyone is entirely put off by that. He was genetically engineered to be a star TV gladiator slave, so it's probably not all that surprising if people find him attractive even with the mullet and glowing eye.
     
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  7. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

     
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  8. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
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  9. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

    pearl's praise kink - Today at 4:38 PM
    typo: jesus nook. discuss
    baloneyfuck - Today at 4:38 PM
    that's just karkat's pusspuss
    biscuitshit - Today at 4:38 PM
    omf
    pearl's praise kink - Today at 4:38 PM
    FUCK
    DOES SPIDER HAVE PUSSPUSS
    biscuitshit - Today at 4:39 PM
    gross joke about eating the flesh
    baloneyfuck - Today at 4:39 PM
    NO!!!!!
    GOD
    GJSLMR SNAF
    GPWNFKDMF
    biscuitshit - Today at 4:39 PM
    this is my body
    i forgot the rest rip
    baloneyfuck - Today at 4:39 PM
    EAT OF IT AND SOMETHING SOMEHING
    pearl's praise kink - Today at 4:39 PM
    drink me, eat me (out)
    baloneyfuck - Today at 4:40 PM
    dave vores karkat the fic
     
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  10. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

     
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  12. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [7:15 PM] strictlyquadrilateral: wait, which of us is antimatter
    [7:15 PM] palindromordnilap: Yes
     
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  13. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    context for this is that we have determined that i am possibly an antimatter version of nick, we were discussing which one of us was antimatter
    turns out it was me
     
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  14. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  15. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  16. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
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  17. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
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  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  19. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
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  20. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    "Now my brother, hes a human fucking fanatic."

    I cant stop giggling at this dumb throwaway gag
     
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