Out of context quotes thread

"Bird culture is way too much like fish culture for my comfort."

 

Huh, my anxiety tells me lies about skeleton hands. I'm so relieved to know it was lesbians under the bed all along. Vampires work too!

 

"The birds demand their pound of flesh
Literally"

"Which one was it"
"Fuck if I kno he just said pale pick one and let's go"

 

"that is, people die when they are killed but Ho-Oh is not people today"

"until they're outside the danger radius of the circus"

Spoiler: context

"i.e. where the circus is no longer going to be endangered"

 

@Carnivorous Moogle "don't stick your dick in hormonal teenagers wearing adult woman fursuits"

 

SataniCow-Today at 9:11 AM

O burn 45 min in the fucking Mall pre-work because their potty is nice to puke in Good acoustics.


Lazarae-Today at 9:12 AM

have to appreciate a well-built public bathroom :P

 

Lazarae-Today at 9:19 AM

-scoffing- part time Scotsman, wtf.

 

"Like, open concept head?"

 

when my sister was little, my mom was practicing some sort of test on her, and one of the questions was something like "name six jobs" idk and my sister said "a mommy, a daddy, a sister, a brother, a babysitter, and a scottish man."

 

He is if you try hard enough!

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

Nothing says straight love like wanting a giant robot to pound you in the ass

 

"Had an interesting moment where my goat got into the drug stash. I now have a goat with an Eternal Thirst for Blood."